Redback - TechnoOrganicContest

HOLY CRAP!! THIS LOOKS AWFUL!! STOP LOOKING AT ITS UGLYNESS!!

Yes, this is my entry for the Techno-Organic Contest thingie found here --> [link] Yes, I've jumped on the bandwagon, nyah!

Sorry about the picture, computer mucked it up. Hopefully I'll be able to draw a better one later, but till then, you can look at this monstrosity. And now for the BIO!!

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<sub>BIO:

Name: Redback (might change name to Autolock, not sure)

Age: 16

Personality: Moody and lazy. Often sits around and does nothing except eat, sleep, complain and watch cartoons (hasn’t discovered the internet yet, thank God) and only gets up if there’s someone to fight or something shiny. Has a big temper and will beat anyone who bugs her or tells her what to do, but other than that she’s a nice person, kind of like a big, dumb, loveable puppy or something.

Weapons: Super strength, sharp claws and flaming chainsaw.

Likes: Food, smashing things/people, sleeping, Grimlock, chocolate.

Dislikes: Vegies, authority figures, getting her ass kicked, birds.

Back-story:
All she remembers is waking up with a splitting headache in the middle of the woods, and since she had nothing better to do she decided to explore, hoping to find some answers. While she was doing this she saw something very shiny poking out of a tree and rushed over to it. It was a weird cyan coloured crystal that looked like it had tremendous power, but she didn’t care about that, all she cared about was it was shiny and that she must have it! Now!
Happy with her prize, she skipped off happily, unaware that something was following her. Oh noes! That something turned out to be a very jet thing with a very screechy voice. At first she was scared, but then she noticed that his feet sort of looked like high heels, then she laughed. Outraged the screechy jet thing fired at her and demanded that she give him the crystal and she was like “No way! It’s my crystal! I ain’t giving it to some screechy high-heeled pimp wannabe!” and he was like “Oh no you didn’t!” and fired at her again ‘cause he was a sore loser. But just before the blast hit her, the crystal began to glow really bright and when it disappeared she was astonished to find out that she was covered head to toe in metal. Then the screechy jet thing started to say “Not another one-“ but before he could finish she kicked him in the shin with her giant foot, leaving a pretty nasty dent. The screechy jet thing didn’t like that.
Then they fought, but unfortunately the fight only last 32.5 seconds since she had no idea how to fight and the screechy jet thing was a dirty cheater. Before he could kill her however a giant metal T-Rex came out of nowhere and chased him off, spiting out fire and calling him an invader or something like that. After saying what were thought to be curse words the screechy jet thing flew off. Then the giant metal T-Rex tried to chase her off cause she was an invader as well but she wouldn’t run off because she was too busy gawking at his awesomeness and telling the T-Rex how great and awesomely awesome he was. The giant metal T-Rex liked having his ego stroked, even if it was by a puny human, and decided to keep her as a pet.
Later she learned that the T-Rex was also a robot thing named Grimlock and was the boss of two other smaller robot things named Swoop and Snarl. She thought those names were really awesome so she asked for a name too since she couldn’t remember hers. Grimlock called her Redback because her back was red and he couldn’t think of anything else at the moment. Redback thinks it’s the best name ever, second only to Grimlock that is.

Description:
When Redback joined the Autobot Techno-Organics, the others noticed that she had picked up a few habits on how the Dinobots behaved, since she had been there pet and everything. Which meant: she was clumsy, she hated authority and did whatever she liked, not caring if she destroyed anything or annoyed anyone. But she likes fighting Decepticons, cause most of the time she wins.

Extra Trivia:
-Has amnesia and she doesn’t really care who she was before.
-Talks in third person most of the time, usually when mad.
-Very, very strong. This is good in battle, but bad since she’s clumsy.
-Is very clumsy and often walks into walls and/or breaks things.
-Can fight against Techno-Organics easily. Giant robots are harder.
-Very loyal towards people she trusts, like a big loveable puppy, or something...
-Didn’t know that she was the Dinobot’s pet when she was with them.
-Only uses chainsaw as a last resort.
-Thinks Captain Fanzone is funny, especially when he’s mad. Will laugh at anyone he is yelling at but will just stare at him if he’s yelling at her, which happens a lot.
-After Fanzone stops yelling at her and goes away, she cracks up laughing.
-Chews with her mouth open.
-Thinks Grimlock is the best guy ever.
-Addicted to chocolate.</sub>

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Hell, that's a lot of info. No need to waste your lives reading it! I hope this is good enough to get me a spot

Oh, and if their are Snarl and Swoop Techno-Organics, Redback would most likely boss them around and make them do all the work cause shes fat and lazy.

I'm not really like Redback, just the lazy part

PS: Don't be worried if her robot mode looks like a man, its supposed to be like that